Don't Write Back - Letters Always Sent
Despite pissing off Mark, you actually quite amused me the other day. After buying a crib for my cousin a couple of months ago, I returned it because her "special" mother-in-law doesn't know how to use a gift registery you call me up saying you have my package in it. I really considered returning to walmart (after already receiving my money from the return) to pick it up, and then return it yet again. However, i found that i really do have a conscious.
Wow I'm not as much of a bitch as I thought I was.
(X-posted to my own journal.)
Dear Motherfuckers at Walmart:
Thank you SO much for canceling my credit card WITHOUT TELLING ME. Especially after I called the 800 number this morning to activate it. Sure, I may have been a little late with the payments, but that was because I DIDN'T HAVE A JOB and I told you that up front. You could've been a little respectable and forewarned me that it'd be declined today when I was buying Guitar Hero.
Fuck you. Go run off and die now. :)
Your ex-card member,
Matt, you were supposed to be a good friend to not only me but my brother as well. Since u went to AZ you have not called or e-mailed and u've been gone a really really long time now. Thanks.... we store ur stuff at our house and u can't even call. wow...
A thought to be friend...
You really fucked up my hair. not only did you cut it 5 inches shorter than i wanted, you made it uneven. one side is about an inch shorter than the other side. the entire time u did my hair all you did was bitch about how much you hated the place you worked at, you bitched at everyone, gave attitude to a potential customer and lost her, and FUCKED MY HAIR UP. you need to take the stick out of ur ass and do your goddamn job. just because you are gay doesn't mean you have the right to bitch about every fuckin thing. you bitch more than a chic with pms. tomorrow, you are fixing my hair and you are going to do it with a fuckin smile.
Pissed chic with a shitty haircut
I want the ZIP file of the fireworks and the guster concert.
because i can take badass pictures in the dark concerts with your camera which i cant do with mine.
and because you rock and want to give them to me.
If your going to give them to me, dont write back
"Please ignore these magnificent tits"
Tue, Mar. 28th, 2006, 07:06 pm
You smell. A lot.
Dear Live Journal,
How come you decided to change the "rich text" update page? It sucks. And when I try and edit some of my entries, it brings me right back to there and gets me all confused and the like.
I don't know what you're trying to pull here, LJ, but it lost it's fun after the "My LJ" page came to be.
Please tell people to write in the dontwriteback community again. I miss the daily rants.
I think you are the year that im going to kill myself... by accident.
So far you havnt been too good to me.
I even get more irritated at people than i normally do! Look at this!!! (talking to my OBNOXIOUS very very ex-bf Rodney)xVxrOdDawGxVx:
cause i gotta get smoe stuff for my turntables
whhhhhhhhhat about u?Shortie86112: im really stressed today
Shortie86112: i was helping my mother put things from the store away, something fell, i slipped on it, fell down the stairs and it smashed at the bottom
Shortie86112: 2006 so far is not my yearxVxrOdDawGxVx:
i dunno about me im just hangin right now nothing crazy hasnt happen to me but that will all be 2morrow when i go to work an deal with these lazy high school kids that dont do shit Shortie86112: is that all you do? talk about yourself?
Shortie86112: you're like "oh *talk some more about myself*"
Shortie86112: when i tell you i just hurt myself.
Shortie86112: good job.
I did apologize and he said it was okay, but STILLLLLLLL
Dear couple that came in right as we were closing the restaurant,
You were polite at first...for all of 20 seconds.
I'm sorry sir, but i didnt have coffee made, it WAS after 2pm and people have stopped drinking coffee for hours...therefore i have stopped making it, because it would be a waste. If you "didnt want to sit" because we didnt have any coffee made, you should have just left, i wouldnt have cared, i would be been able to leave around 45 minutes earlier.
So you bitched, and my boss made me make you your own special brand new pot of decaf coffee.
What do you do?
You only drink a cup and 1/2. A pot of coffee is 4 cups. You should have drank more.
Not only were we really polite to you and let you sit down and eat, but we made you a new pot of coffee and what kind of tip do you leave me?
A FUCKING DOLLAR
ONE DOLLAR IS NOT WORTH 45 MINUTES TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
< End Rant >
No love and very waitressed out-
Geez, when did we become so cool? What with adding new things practically overnight, such as the "My LJ" thing and whatnot. Gosh!
1/890384903284903248 of your users.